...I will be in a college frat house doing keg stands on the Guinness World Record holder for the largest keg of Guinness while typing upside down posting on the forums and having sex.
....I will forget where I am!
....lollipops and puppies will fall from the sky!
....I will save a bunch of money on my car insurance!
....no one will ask me for help with their computer problems!
....I do not have to take a shower!